Author: yalpertem

bouncers I

man 1: ah, but today is gay party. are you sure you want to go in?
man 2: it’s ok. is hetero allowed?
man 1: yes. but don’t complain to me if they grope you.
man 2: it’s fine. i can defend myself.

man 3: why do you have blood on your bag?
man 2: it’s not blood, it’s nail polish. i like painting things recently.